What not to name the baby

When we were in Hawaii. Christa and I did a sunset cruise aboard a catamaran called the Kapalua Kai. Great cruise-great weather-we met some great couples, etc. I also met the female part of the crew from Rio Vista. She was about 20 and very pretty. Tanned California girl is what she looked like. Unfortunately her name was Hattie.

When I was getting some food at the appetizer bar, I casually mentioned to her that Hattie was an unusual name. She blushed a little and said she was named after her great-grandmother. Not so bad, she went on to say. Her brother was named after his great-grandfather. His name was Elmer.

Cross Hattie and Elmer off the list of potential names for the baby