10 ways you can tell you're in a bad church

Thanks you Steve Camp for this...


Top Ten Ways That You Can Tell You're In A Bad Church.

10. The usher asks if you prefer the smoking or non-smoking section

9. Your Christmas Eve service is broadcast live on FOXNEWS

8. Regular attendees earn frequent flyer miles

7. 8:30 am service replaced by an extreme image makeover class with Dr. Phil

6. Baptismal tank has a wave-maker machine

5. Bibles in pews replaced by Reader's Digest

4. Sign out front has latest pastor's name written with dry erase markers.

3. Offering plates mounted with credit card swipers

2. Worship team performs their favorite Led Zepplin medley, with the altar call being "Stairway to Heaven."

1. BAnner across the sanctuary reads"This morning's worhsip service is brought to you by Chevrolet."